Joke of the Day

Merry Christmas to y'all,  I Have Begun my annual Distribution of Xmas an new year Gifts
(1 bag of rice and chickens for Families ).... The earlier the better.
PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENTS BELOW TO GET YOURS..
1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).
2. One Valid Identification Card.
3. Police Report that you have never committed any crime in your life.
4. International Passport (if you don’t have one, go and get it).
5. Marriage Certificate (if married if not, go and marry...Ehn)
6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs).
7. Picture Of Us (to prove that we are close).
8. 4 Copies Of 2×2 Pictures (blue
background).
9. Report Card/Result sheet ( for students and undergraduates only).
10. Provide Drivers' license (if any)
11. Send your bank details to convince me you have what it takes to cook the chicken....(I want my chickens to die honorably)
12. Write an Essay (Explain why I should give you the xmas present)…
Not less than 800 words.-with proper margin. Correct English grammar and right use of punctuation, interjections
13. Your BVN number and account number
14. Your ATM card n pin will also be needed.
15. Primary school certificate must be presented.
Pls, I beg you.. use GREEN pen…
Submit your application on or b4 December 31st (a day to new year ) for
the gift.
1 big chicken awaits you.....Home Delivery

xoxo Ogene-BouQui...